i just google imaged poop.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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