ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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