When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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