i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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