4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
He felt like a one man threesome
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
