There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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