Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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