You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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