It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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