just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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