So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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