I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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