i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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