She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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