Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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