Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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