i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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