She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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