hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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