If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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