I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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