Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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