he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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