3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
How drunk are you?
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