Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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