that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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