do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Someone shattered a urinal.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
