Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.