Sponge bath it is.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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