When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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