I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Boobs are out for the taking
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.