so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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