She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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