About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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