Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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