Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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