Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Never joke about your clitoris.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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