and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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