you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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