Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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