just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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