This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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