Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
only you would photoshop your dick
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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