is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So squirting runs in the family.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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