Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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