Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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