that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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