it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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