Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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