Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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