when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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