They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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