i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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