call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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