I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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