Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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